If he was Kelsey Grammar, wouldn't he say something like "As some of you may know, yesterday I was mentioned in Derek Mann's 'Mann About Town' column. He said, and I quote, 'I Hate Frasier Crane'... 'I Hate Frasier Crane.' What trenchant criticism. Move aside, Voltaire. Step back in the shadows, H. L. Mencken. There's a new kid in town. One can only wonder how many hours Derek Mann sat in the glow of his computer screen before his trembling fingers sprang to life and pecked out this chef d'oeuvre: 'I... hate... Frasier Crane.'