Hello gentlemans, today is a most glorious day! I promise I'll post some actual fucking art on here at some point, but I'm too busy being a Lazy McFaggotpants.

Onward!

Half-Bitching Time! (tm?)

Okay, I know that this movie is almost a 100 years old at this point, but I totally forgot about it until just now. What movie is this you ask? Well, considering you're a skimmer you've probably already seen what movie I'm reviewing so I have already lost any suspense I've been building to this point..

Oh fuck it, G. I. JOE!!!

Now I know what you are pondering, my good sir, "Why is it a half-bitching time? Also, did you have sexual relations with my cat last night?". Well, the answer is that I actually thought this movie was okay (also, no, that was the pool boy). Yeah, you heard me right; G.I. Fucking JOE was a decent movie. Italicize. I don't know if it was the fact that it was just mindless, self-aware, action or it was the fact that I was reminiscing about those awesome parody G.I. Joe PSA's. It was probably just the latter, but still...

Now, as some of you know, I usually HATE mindless action movies and I'm NOT the kind of person that defends them spewing shit like; "Not every movie has to be a masterpiece, you know! Also, a bear punched off my balls. Can you help me find them?" But for some reason this movie was alright. I don't know why, it just IS. Would I pay 10 dollars to see this movie? Well, I just did, but if I had the choice; no. It's okay for a rental if you've got nothing on your Netflix queue, but otherwise go see something better.

Oh, and Joseph Gordan Levitt is in it. As Cobra Commander. Take a minute to bask in that awesome mental image for a while.

/Half-Bitching Time!(tm)


Also, here's the G.I. JOE PSAs:
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